I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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