i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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