Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do vagina's smell?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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