help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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