IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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