Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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