Whod you bang
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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