Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
