I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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