i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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