Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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