You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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