Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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