You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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