You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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