i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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