I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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