yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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