they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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