I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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