Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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