Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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