i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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