he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I supernannyed him into submission
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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