yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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