So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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