Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime