You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.