Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
he puts the penis in happiness.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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