summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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