So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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