I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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