Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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