Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have so many feelings about this burrito
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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