addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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