if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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