Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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