My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
