We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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