States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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