Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
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