What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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