the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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