you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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