i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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