found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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