yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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