i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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