Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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