woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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