I think scott just propositioned me for sex
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"