You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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