He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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