its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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