i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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