He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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