its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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