he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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